Turquía: bulls fight

Hot days are bad for bulls. Vettel and Webber (F*+´ng criminal) gift the race to english mediocre pilots, it´s the only way.

Mari recupera el liderato y Cid, Paul y Pedro se distancian entre sí.

May be Alonso starts soon for ask a Red Bull or another car, we´ll see.

See you in Canada (the real North America)

Monaco: casi gana el safety (Clasificación provisional)

Hoy toca español. Gran premio con consecuencias importantes:

a) Cambio de lider: Laura se coloca en cabeza, esta vez Button fue demasiado suaaaaaveeeeeee

b) Hay que usar el orden alfabético (I´ll be polite) para la 4ª y 5ª posición.

c) The squarehead´s joke was expensive for Cid, Paul and Gema.

d) No news about de la Rosa

See you in Turquía, donde el pavo.

Aviso: estaremos atentos a la reclamación de Mercedes.

España: parking in the last lap

Gema, the only clever person who don´t chose Hamilton, was lucky in the last lap (F+*¨?ing Lewis).

Mediocre people, mediocre results (4º, 5º y 6º), no podium for cabezabote Schumacher, Blue Massa and Smooth operator Button.

Cid, with his favourites pilots, is 3th again.

Pedro y Gema, con sólo tres ruedas, se acercan poquito a poco, la cosa se aprieta por abajo.

Casi sin cambios en cabeza, ligera ventaja para Mari.

Corrigenda

I miss the times when Paul, aka the only screwer in the village, didn´t have internet... Snif

Here you are the table without mistakes (I hope), sorry Gema, it was only an attempt of cheating.

Thanks to Anonymous for his comments in previous post, I can´t guess who are you, your comments are clever and smart so, ruling out Paul, who will be our guess star? Mmmmm

Shangai: nunca arrancarás sin esperar a los demás

Something´s wrong in the f1 if english pilots are the best. En fin, qué se le va a hacer.Ya veis que el duelo entre las chicas se agudiza, que hay padres que no dejan ganar a sus chicos ni a las canicas y que los que elegimos a De la Rosa estamos recibiendo espinas.

Squarred head is still in trouble, it is the only good new of the week-end.

Fernando, can you wait for the traffic light next time, please?

Ahora sí, see you in Barcelona

Comments

We´ve new comments in our previous post (Australia). Nothing interesting, only Paul´s bla-bla-bla.

It would be a good idea for Schumacher to use the Paul´s Toyota, he would have best results.

Struggler? Are you talking to me? Really? You will hear only the noise when I overtake you.

Finally, sorry for the mistake, next race is in Shangai, Spain must wait.

Se nos van a quedar los ojos chinos de tanto mirar atrás, para ver si viene Schumacher.

Sepang: F*?-ing clutch

El duelo en la parte alta de la clasificación es a muerte: dos mujeres se destacan luchando por el trono.

It´s amazing, but the world don´t stop while the Snowies were in London (cool, pretty, great, terrific, awesome town -by the way-).

Father and son tie in the middle, Pedro is moving up (tremble Paul) and Gema needs Schumacher.

We´ve two new nicknames: Nil De la Rosa and Zig-Zag Hamilton.

See you in España